{"product_id":"calm-your-tits-boob-candle","title":"Calm Your Tits – Boob Candle","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCalm your tits. Light the candle.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBecause sometimes everyone just needs to leave you alone for five bloody minutes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eOur Boob Candle is made for those end-of-the-day, kids-are-finally-sorted, bra-is-off moments when you're ready to light a candle and pretend nobody needs anything from you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eHand-poured with pure soy wax into our sculpted ceramic boob vessel, she's fun, a little cheeky and actually bloody gorgeous sitting around the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eChoose your favourite colour and your wick, then once you've burned through the candle, clean out the vessel and reuse it as a little planter, trinket pot, makeup brush holder — whatever your tits desire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003ePick Your Boobs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e🤎 \u003cstrong\u003eCaramel\u003c\/strong\u003e – Warm, earthy \u0026amp; gorgeous\u003cbr\u003e🩷 \u003cstrong\u003eBlush\u003c\/strong\u003e – Pretty in pink\u003cbr\u003e🤍 \u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e – Clean, classic \u0026amp; goes with everything\u003cbr\u003e🖤 \u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e – Bold, sexy \u0026amp; ridiculously good-looking\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003ePick Your Wick\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCotton Wick\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic, simple and gets the job done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWooden Wick\u003c\/strong\u003e – Chunkier, a little fancy and gives that gorgeous wooden-wick vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eWhy Mummas Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-poured with \u003cstrong\u003epure soy wax\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGorgeous sculpted ceramic boob vessel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose \u003cstrong\u003eBlush, Caramel, White or Black\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoice of \u003cstrong\u003ecotton or wooden wick\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth matte finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVessel can be reused once your candle is finished\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes a bloody good gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEven better paired with our matching \u003cstrong\u003eBoob Mug \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eWhen the Candle's Done...\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe boobs live on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eClean out your vessel and turn it into a cute little plant pot, trinket holder, makeup brush pot or whatever you like.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCALM YOUR TITS.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLight candle. Make drink. Ignore everyone for a minute. 😌\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Milk Pantry","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Cotton Wick","offer_id":44401654005894,"sku":null,"price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Wooden Wick","offer_id":44401662001286,"sku":null,"price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Cotton Wick","offer_id":44401654038662,"sku":null,"price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Wooden Wick","offer_id":44401662034054,"sku":null,"price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Caramel \/ Cotton Wick","offer_id":44401662066822,"sku":null,"price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Caramel \/ Wooden Wick","offer_id":44401662099590,"sku":null,"price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blush \/ Cotton Wick","offer_id":44401662132358,"sku":null,"price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blush \/ Wooden Wick","offer_id":44401662165126,"sku":null,"price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1681\/7373\/files\/Sculptural_Breast-Form_Candle_Collection.png?v=1789962866","url":"https:\/\/www.milkpantry.com.au\/products\/calm-your-tits-boob-candle","provider":"The Milk Pantry","version":"1.0","type":"link"}