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Calm Your Tits – Boob Candle

Calm Your Tits – Boob Candle

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Calm your tits. Light the candle.

Because sometimes everyone just needs to leave you alone for five bloody minutes.

Our Boob Candle is made for those end-of-the-day, kids-are-finally-sorted, bra-is-off moments when you're ready to light a candle and pretend nobody needs anything from you.

Hand-poured with pure soy wax into our sculpted ceramic boob vessel, she's fun, a little cheeky and actually bloody gorgeous sitting around the house.

Choose your favourite colour and your wick, then once you've burned through the candle, clean out the vessel and reuse it as a little planter, trinket pot, makeup brush holder — whatever your tits desire.

Pick Your Boobs

🤎 Caramel – Warm, earthy & gorgeous
🩷 Blush – Pretty in pink
🤍 White – Clean, classic & goes with everything
🖤 Black – Bold, sexy & ridiculously good-looking

Pick Your Wick

Cotton Wick – Classic, simple and gets the job done.

Wooden Wick – Chunkier, a little fancy and gives that gorgeous wooden-wick vibe.

Why Mummas Love It

  • Hand-poured with pure soy wax
  • Gorgeous sculpted ceramic boob vessel
  • Choose Blush, Caramel, White or Black
  • Choice of cotton or wooden wick
  • Smooth matte finish
  • Vessel can be reused once your candle is finished
  • Makes a bloody good gift
  • Even better paired with our matching Boob Mug 

When the Candle's Done...

The boobs live on.

Clean out your vessel and turn it into a cute little plant pot, trinket holder, makeup brush pot or whatever you like.

CALM YOUR TITS.
Light candle. Make drink. Ignore everyone for a minute. 😌

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